Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,720 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 8/10 (125/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 4/26 (25/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/445 points)
Open the twelfth present!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (70/70 points)
Meeeeeoooww Apple!
Looking sharp Orange boy!
Ain't no one messin' with you Raspberry!
Looking good Strawberry baby!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/395 points)
Reach Daimyo rank
Kill 50 ninjas
Deflect 100 shurikens
Kill three enemies with the same arrow
Unlock all the maps
Reach Emperor Rank
Kill the Emperor
Medals Earned: 6/8 (40/55 points)
You are embarking on a journey to the new world!
You looked at the credits! Thank you!
Damn son, life is tough sometimes!
Settle down in the wasteland, it's now your home.
Find yourself a new job, and settle into the wasteland, home