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[Gabary]

They lied, it's not green thumb, it's green everything

ZeTrystan responds:

Green thumb for the beginner, green everything for the expert.

[Goretober 24 - Crushed]

Ughhh I can't think of a pun because the thoughts I'm getting are being crushed by another thought. I'm sorry, this morning is squeezing me like toothpaste. I'll close in these thoughts for later.

ZeTrystan responds:

Aaaaand puns.

[Goretober 21 - Bloody and Beaten]

*sits and try's to think of puns for Ze's latest posts, which is Hard*
Whelp I ain't got something... :|

ZeTrystan responds:

Sorry ShootDaChees, you lost at the game of puns. :C

[Goretober 20 - Other bodily fluids]

Trick or treat,
Smell my feet,
Gimme something good to eat,
If you don't, I don't care, JUST PLEASE LET ME USE THE DAMN BATHROOM!!

ZeTrystan responds:

What a beautiful song! <3

[Goretober 22 - Surreal gore]

Seems like he had too many skittles

ZeTrystan responds:

I want to try the Skittles he had.

[Goretober 18 - Execution]

"Don't keep me hangin'!"

ZeTrystan responds:

"Don't let me down!"

[Goretober 17 - Power Tools]

He was probably cut from work detail. Least his boss didn't chop him up too much.

ZeTrystan responds:

But now he got only half his salary. It's not a good deal.

[Goretober 1 - Medical]

Well I mean, why take the chances of hitting the wrong spot?

ZeTrystan responds:

But what is the problem what in his HEAD?

SUCH BAD AIM.

[Goretober 9 - Consensual gore]

Oh that's the UAD, Underwater Attack Dog (not a real thing) but.. It may've pulled too hard on the arm... MEDIC!

ZeTrystan responds:

Is Attack Dog the new name for sharks? I approve.

[Goretober 4 - Amputation]

Cutting edge gif, ZeTrystan!

ZeTrystan responds:

*snorts*